I'm baby
American SlangDefinition
An ironic, cutesy declaration signaling “I’m soft/vulnerable and deserve care,” often used to seek sympathy or sidestep responsibility.
Examples
"You call customer service; I'm baby."
"I had a tough day—please bring me soup and tuck me in, I'm baby."
"Oops, I forgot to send the email; I'm baby, please don't be mad."